From child prodigy to homeless loser, Simon Zais has lived it all. But don’t let his boyish looks fool you - drawing life experiences from growing up in Minnesota, coming of age on both coasts, and becoming a man in the military - Simon is anything but the antiquated modern day youth. With his quick wit, original sense of humor and near sickening charm and charisma, he has managed to go from bottom the barrel to successful writer, radio personality and comedian. Simon's ability to share his life experiences in a way that make audiences think twice and laugh even more, consistently makes him a crowd favorite.