Where are you located?

We are located inside the Crooked Pint (totally separate room) at 2723 Commerce Dr. NW, Rochester, MN, 55901.  Please DO NOT call the Crooked Pint for ticketing or comedy information!

Why are you selling tables (seating up to 4 people) and not individual tickets?

First, it is now cheaper for a group of 4 people to attend a comedy show at Goonie's than before.  Second, due to Covid-19, we are required to have six feet of space between groups.  We cannot seat people that do not know one another at the same table.  Finally, this allows us to ensure the safety of our guests while maximizing capacity.

Do you still offer a US Military/Veteran discount?

Due to Covid-19, we have limited seating and cannot offer any discounts at this time.

When/Why do I need to assign a GROUP NAME to my reservation?

If you would like to be seated near another table, please check the box, "I am going as part of a group," and enter their name in the box.  Tables will have to remain 6 feet apart during the Covid-19 restrictions.

Do you have an Open Mic?

TBD with Covid-19.

What is the minimum age requirement?

18 years of age and up (17 years with parent).

Is the building handicap accessible?

Absolutely.  Please e-mail us 24 hours in advance of your show for special seating needs (info@gooniescomedy.com).

Do you enforce a dress code?

Yes!  Shirt, pants/shorts, and shoes.

Do you have a 2 drink minimum?

No.  Please come and laugh.

If I purchase reservations and cannot make the show, will I be refunded?

No.  There are no refunds if the show goes on as scheduled.  Goonie's is a live event like any concert, sport, etc.  You can always pass your reservations on to another party.  They just need to check in under the initial reservation name.  (Refunds will be issued in the event of a canceled show.)

How can I book a comedian(s) for a private party?

Please email Mark, mark@gooniescomedy.com, with your event details and budget.  He can put together a great event for your group.  References available upon request.

I'm a touring comedian, so how can I get booked to perform at Goonie's?

Funny Business Agency books our weekend entertainers.  Please email frontdesk@funny-business.com your information.